On Friday, the 18th of May, 2007, I saw Equus.

I. Watched. Equus! [To the tune of "This! Is! Spartaaaaaaaaaa!" With less "aaaaa", I grant you, for "Equus" ends with "us".]
I went with two friends who had not read the play before. I sold them on the idea with “Daniel Radcliffe naked!” Which, you know, was not at all false advertising, since technically Daniel Radcliffe [...]