Judiciously selective brain-eating and gothic sex symbology has resulted in current status as Super Cool Ninja Zombie. V. satisfying state of affairs if limbs would not insist on falling off every time I Hiii-YAH! someone. Last attempt resulted in accidental and embarrassing road block incident. Currently have left hand on right arm, and vice versa. [...]
Entries Tagged as ‘"zombies"’
June 13, 2007
Am a zombie now.
Wake up in the morning, which is odd since am nocturnal. Am dead, yet mobile. V. cool. Am still in undies. Undies in sadly deplorable condition, body more so. Suspect beginning to smell. Very distressing. Mere mobility unequal to offset present state of deshabille.
Cannot spell deshabille. Zombie brain not smart. This even more distressing than [...]
